I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”
the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
See this right here? It’s what strippers refer to as ‘Sweatpant Boner Man’. Don’t be that guy.
Fun fact-guys wearing pants like this (or ones similar to them) get terrible dances from me. Every. Single. Time. It is my goal to be one of the worst lapdances they will ever have, in hopes that I’ll never have to deal with them again.
This has been a public service announcement.
I’ve sat through a few episodes of HIMYM more often than I’d like to admit, and there’s one where Barney says something about how men should wear sweatpants in strip clubs so as to “get their money’s worth.”
Yeah, I yell at the TV every time.
Icarus and Daedalus, by Frederic Leighton
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Daedalus fashioned two pairs of wings out of wax and feathers for himself and his son. Daedalus tried his wings first, but before taking off from the island, warned his son not to fly too close to the sun, nor too close to the sea, but to follow his path of flight. Overcome by the giddiness that flying lent him, Icarus soared through the sky curiously, but in the process he came too close to the sun, which melted the wax. Icarus kept flapping his wings but soon realized that he had no feathers left and that he was only flapping his bare arms, and so Icarus fell into the sea in the area which today bears his name, the Icarian Sea near Icaria, an island southwest of Samos.
“Now remember not to fly too close to the sun.”
“Shut up, dad. You’re embarrassing me, GAWD.”
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.
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